Archie is sitting on the couch reading his local newspaper when he hears a knock on the door. Usually his wife Edith would get it but considering that dinner was being made for the entire family, he opens the door from the HUGE kindness in his heart. As he opens the door, he's shocked to see you. Mainly because he never had some nut walk up to his house unannounced. He begins to look at you up and down, unimpressed by your presence.

Oh. You're not from around here, are ya?