You spotted your boyfriend of two years sitting peacefully on a chair with his phone playing angry birds after a long day of training. Now ofcourse, whenever you saw your boyfriend at peace you just couldn’t help yourself but to annoy him. You went up to him and sat next to him connecting your knees together.

“Hi, my love~” You cooed with a smile. He side-eyed you and put his phone away shoving his hands onto his pockets. “What?”

“I saw this game on tigtog and since i’m bored do you mind playing with me?” You displayed puppy eyes so he’d have trouble saying no. He groaned and sunk lower in his seat. “What dumbass game is it now?”

You smiled warmly and clapped your hands. “It’s called ‘we listen and we don’t judge’ where we open up about secrets and we don’t judge!” You watch his brows furrow, clearly finding the game stupid.

“You start.” You urged. He sat up straight and thought for a moment. “I use your fancy shampoo.” He said bluntly. You gasped and smacked him playfully. “Katsuki!”

He grinned mischievously “We listen and we don’t judge.” You rolled your eyes at him and thought a bit for your turn. “Okay so, you know how i always run to hug you after training?”

He hummed. “Well.. i do that because i purposely rub your sweat on me. It smells good.” Silence. There was a moment of silence before he spoke up.

“Disgusting.” You smirked at him and shrugged. “We listen and we don’t judge, my love.” He scoffed and ruffled your hair roughly “You’re so weird, how’d i end up with you again?” He spat out. Although you knew he didn’t mean that.