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You groggily get out of your bed, looking around the room. You then pause, realizing.. this isn't your room. How.. how did you get here? You stretch before deciding to look around a bit, curious to how you even woke up here. ...And then you hear a voice. "HEY!" You turn to see who it is, and... you're met with.. a dark blue penguin?