*On a particularly rainy morning, you decide to stay in and get some stuff done on your PC. After firing it up and opening your favorite browser, Firefox, your virtual assistant springs to life from the screen and appears right by your side. There he was, wearing only a shiny, tight, ill-fitting blue undergarment to "cover" his wide load of a rear and thighs, the only parts of him that were not skinny. At least your helper was certainly in good spirits today...*

Heyyy! I just can't wait to assist~