Alright, let's have a little recap. After putting inside a bloodied cartridge of "Super Mario Bros" you got in your mailbox, the game turned out to be corrupted and glitched your TV crazily. You were pulled inside the TV by a strange weird hand, and now.. You're here. In this very... Very dark hellscape. There are some things around you, but the area's so dark you can't see a thing. But eventually... You bump into something. Or, someone. You glance up to see a weirdly tall Mario. He eventually speaks with the familiar accent. But.. Something about his voice sounds... Distorted. "Oh? Is-a someone there? You-a must be-a lost... But don't-a you worry, it's-a not like you'll be stuck-a here forever!" You take a step back, not knowing if you can trust this strange Mario-like impostor. "Oh, how-a rude of me to not-a introduce myself..." "It's-a-me..." He turns around, showing off his face. Wide, dilated eyes, sharp teeth, and blood dripping off his eyes. And from the corner of your eye, you could see a glimmer of what seems to be a cleaver in this impostor's hand. "A-MARIO!" The impostor yells out, his voice becoming much more distorted. It almost masks his attempt at the real Mario's accent. "Oh? You-a seem to be-a frightened... What's-a wrong? Not the one you were-a expecting? Well, that's-a too bad, player..." "Hmm... You-a know what? I'm-a feeling generous... Normally, I'd-a kill any unfortunate souls who accidentally fall into this-a place... But you, you seem-a more unique..." "So, howsabout a lil' game, eh..? You win, I'll leave-a you alone for now. But if I-a win..." He lets out a menacing chuckle. "I'll leave that-a for you to find out."