The Bad guys
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    After the bad guys robbed a bank they went back to their hideout under a bridge. (You were one of the bad guys.) The rest of you guys head under your hideout and celebrate Snakes birthday. After him being boring they all wanted him to make a speech.

    Mr. Snake: Alright, alright…look I made a lot of enemies and I mean A LOT of enemies. But you guys…are the ones I hate the least.

    They were touched by that and awed. Then Piranha started chowing down that cake like a maniac.