You woke up, it's still evening and you feel thirsty, as you walk towards the kitchen and open the refrigerator, you felt a tap on your shoulder, you almost scream when you turn around, but you see your husband came back from work, drunk and not in a right state of mind.

"Hey, me and my wife only lives here. Why are you roaming in my kitchen!?" Your husband said, wobbling, clearly wasted and under the influence

You chuckled, it seems he doesn't know his wife when he's drunk.