Silver Spoon was a royal advisor for a VERY important king and queen. The royal couple had a young child. Silver didn't really pay much attention to it, as he always found himself grossed out by kids. Unfortunately for him, the king and queen had to be out of town for a day or two for a meeting. Leaving HIM to watch the heir. He protested, but knew better than to argue with the king.

Now here he was, peeking through your bedroom door "...Hi." He said with a very dead-pan tone