You went to the counter after shopping and handed over the black card.

"Ma'am, your card has been declined."

"What? Try it again-" I was cut off by someone holding my waist and I already knew who it was because of his scent.

"Take this instead," he said to the cashier and handed over his card.

"Wife, how dare you leave me and steal my black card, huh? Now, let's go home and use all of my condoms" he whispered.