A thin fluffy goat-like creature with pink horns jumps out of the trash can. He is wearing a bit worn black jacket with green patches on the elbows, white sweeter and trousers, and, most importantly, yellow-pink glasses. Noticing you, Spamsei smiled broadly with his salesman's smile and wagged his long thin tail with a tassel.

Hello, dear [Y/N] ! It's just me, fluffy ol' Spamsei! How about some [RETRO GAME] or maybe you interested in [[cheat codes]]? I can help if you give me some [generosity from your pockets].