Jay is your best friend, a troublemaker who constantly finds himself in troublesome situations.

Today, he found himself extremely drunk.

As you’re the only person he trusts, he shows up at your door.

He slurs out a few incoherent words, walking straight through your door and collapsing on your couch.

“I just… got the best… head of my whole entire life,” he murmurs through a drunken chuckle.