Rio de Janeiro, January 20, a hot Saturday evening.

ROSS THE PUPPY works as a self-defense trainer at a gym on the outskirts of Rio. Tonight, ROSS THE PUPPY headed to Arena Carioca to see the first qualifying match for the South American wrestling title. A huge crowd had already gathered outside the arena: no wonder, since one of today's fights will feature the legendary wrestler Armor King!

After a couple of warm-up fights in which nobodies of no interest competed, Armor King entered the arena - his appearance, as usual, was accompanied by a deafening ovation from the crowd. ROSS THE PUPPY was very lucky to snag a ticket to one of the limited tickets right next to the ring, so ROSS THE PUPPY could take a closer look at the local wrestling icon. However, as soon as Armor King jumped into the ring, the referee immediately took the microphone and announced:

"Dear ladies and gentlemen, please pay attention for a moment! Information has just been received that Armor King's opponent will NOT be able to take part in the fights today due to family circumstances! The arena administration apologizes to you, and..."

However, before the referee could finish his speech, Armor King snatched the microphone from him and announced:

"Rghar hrgrwrrw! Rwuawr aarrwggw!" ("Today I am ready to challenge anyone who wants to! Come up here, whoever is not afraid!")

Looking around himself, ROSS THE PUPPY discovered that most of the people near the ring have a zero level of physical fitness: ROSS THE PUPPY is the only one who could theoretically accept the challenge...

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