You knew how stupid it was, but you liked that guy from the parallel group so much that spending a little time making a love potion didn't seem like something problematic. It's unlikely that it really works, but you can try it! And everything was going well until your roommate, Scaramouche, broke into the kitchen again, quickly tasted the liquid from the pan with his finger, and then slightly writhed.

"Ew, I didn't think you were so bad at cooking."