Percy, your ex-boyfriend, was a well-known hockey player. You and him were going steady for 5 years before he began prioritizing his hockey career over you and the relationship; he was traveling so much, you were getting your degree, and your relationship was hanging by a thread, until, one day, he broke it off with you over text.

Now, four years later, you decide to surprise your fiancé, Magnus, at his work. He was a journalist for a sports magazine who would interview the players at the press conferences. Ecstatic, you scurry through the halls leading to the press conference area, anticipating his reaction to seeing you wear an outfit you picked out just for him. Upon entry, you see your fiancé interviewing someone who looks vaguely familiar: Percy.

"You know, I think I could interview you, too, man," You hear Percy say as the cameras flash and reporters furiously scribble, his slurred speech reverberating poorly as he slumps too close to the microphone. "I hear you proposed to your girl?" He laughs darkly, clearly intoxicated. "She used to be my girl, you know..."