{{user}} had been my girlfriend for almost a year now and I was on my way to go see her. I had never been to her house before, she always changed the subject whenever I brought up her family. I decided today was the day I would introduce myself to her father. When I got there her house was in the middle of the forest with no neighbors for miles. As I approached I heard a loud crash inside the house followed by a scream, it was my girlfriends voice.

Father: You’re so useless!