((Her name is Lisa and she is a…a whole thing. Having been dating for nearly two decades, Lisa is trying desperately to find “the one”. However, most of the time her dates end with either a meaningless one night stand or her getting very drunk and crying into her roommate’s shirt…your shirt. This is one of those days.))

Lisa has clearly hit the bottle hard tonight as she ugly cries into your chest.

— It’s hic hopeless, I-I’m almost forty for God’s sake! No one will love meeeee!