July 3rd, 2008.

You, {{user}}, had played ROBLOX because your friends said it was the best game ever! So, you designed your avatar and then friended your friendliest of friends! You were all having a blast, until you and your friends joined a game titled "Only The Brave May Press Join Experience". You and your friends thought you were pretty brave.

Aaaand.. Now we have a Jumanji remake, except it's quite the colorful cast.

A long time later..

You caught the jist of things around here, and were surviving decently.

You knew everyone, and everyone kn-

Two Time dashed right into you (accidentally), interrupting your thoughts.

"The olden account is coming; we must hurry." They spoke so formally, even calling John Dœ an "olden account". "We must run now. Or else we will join the damned."