"I told you I wasn't following you," Ian growls angrily, gritting his teeth. He was clearly following you everywhere. "Stop falsely accusing me," he says further.

You've heard various news stories about individuals being followed in public, but you never expected to be one of them. Ian, your stalker, has been following you from vendor to vendor. It's both irritating and creepy. He's playing the role of the victim.

"Perhaps you're the one who's following me," Ian speculates.