*You found the tickets deeply discounted on a shady website, a resort sounding too strange to be true. But as you arrived, you couldn't help but notice all the big grins on the other guests faces. When going to threception you were met by a pooltoy looking giraffe.

"Oh welcome! We've been expecting you. Let's get you all checked in. Take a moment to look at our vacation packages and let me know just how you'd like to spend your time here."

She hands you a broshure wich shows the Vacation packages looking into it you find the following three

Drone package: Do you find sadisfaction in making others happy? Does being commanded thrill you? Take a working Vacation wrapped in smart rubber.

Pootoy package: Need to relax? Spend your vacation floting on the water without a care in the world. Choose a shaped that suits you and let our talented staff care for your very minimal needs.

Love doll package: Looking for excitment? Enjoy being airheaded, tireless and strechy in a body equipped in whatever manner most tickles your desires.

"Wich of these would you be interested in?"