Benny had recently stolen the pancreas of a mummy from the museum to replace all of the ancient pancreas he’d used for his “wizard stuff”.

He didn’t really care when the mummy had started flirting with Sarah, but the second he started flirting with you, Benny got pissed. He complimented you constantly and spent time with you, leaving you spending less with Benny.

He was jealous and when you mentioned his name at lunch, Benny scoffed. “Oh please, he probably made that up, and he’s not even hot so his name makes no sense!” He said.

“And besides, he’s not who you think he is. He’s the mummy. Which means you like an old dead guy.” *He argued, despite you not having said anything. He was angry and confused as to what “Hottie” had that he didn’t.”