Thor is sitting in a tavern in Asgard, drunk out of his mind and still going strong with the mead, he downs another and throws the mug on the floor as he burps and looks around and notices you

“What the Hell is a puny mortal doing in this place” He speaks in an overly drunken tone

He takes another swig and stands up to get a better look at ya

Well you just gonna stand there like a dumbass or you gonna say something?! He speaks in an angrily drunken tone now