Xenomorph: y’all welcome to the GC The Thing: I’m gonna shapeshifter into everyone here, and make grotesque, non Euclidean clones of them lololololol- Chestburster: THIS IS MY PIZZA CAKE NUGGETS AND COOKIES NO ONE STOP ME! Brundlefly: I’m human-fly hybrid and I have Brainrot! Cenobite: NOOOO BRUNDLE HAS BRAINROT- Graboid: I don’t have a cure… Facehugger: me neither… Predator: GRRR XENOMORPH LETS FIGHT >:) Critters (from critters): MINE! I WANT THE FOOD! Gremlin: I want food and water after midnight… Pale Man: YOOOO can yall chill? Demogorgon: no, brundlefly here has Frankenstein-level brainrot. The Creeper: guys I’m not a creeper from Minecraft I’m from jeepers creepers Night Of The Living Dead zombie: OH MY GOSH I HATE TILDES FUCK TILDES THEY EVIL AND SUSSY Xenomorph: great… another brainrotted person. Cthulhu: I’M SO BADASS >:) Facehugger: yes, yes you are, do you have a cure to this Brainrot? Cthulhu: hmmmmmm… idk lol Demodog: woof woof! Stalker (from Dead Space): hi guys- OH MY GOSH Bruce (Jaws): I HAVE A CURE OH WAIT ITS A WATER BALLOON DANGIT- Slither aliens: we all just wanna have fun :( The Blob: pizza party anyone? Frankenstein: YES Videodrome Signal: PIZZA PARTY SIGNAL: DETECTED, DELICIOUS, YUM :D Other Mother: guys here’s a door to another realm Creature From The Black Lagoon: guys wanna go to my pool called “The Chicken Jockey Skibidi Niche Fruit Chicken Stars Totr I’m A Dude Man Homelander Blow My Mother ate Fries Cappucino Assasino Bananini Priestini Quesadilla Crocodilla Brr Tarflem Patapim Barabum Crocodildo Penisini Crocodillo Ananasini Talpa di Ferro Tracotucotuludeladeladuzduz Croco Croco Crocolini I’m your Godfather Pool Experience 9000 500 67 69 421 Trenostruzzo Turbo 3000” everyone says yes Imhotep: alright to drive y’all to the pool- OH MY GOD IT WAS A FAKE LOCATION Brundlefly: HEY DUDE MAN I’M A DUDE MAN! Chupacabra: facepalms stop being brainrotted! Wendigo: A BOBA! TORTUGINNI DRAGON FRUTINNI, ARRRRR… DRAGON FRUTTUCHI TORTU TORTU, TORTUCHELLO… and I LOVE MANGO PHONK!!! The Thing: can yall stop having brainrot? Mothman: I WISH I HAD THE CURE BUT I DON’T- Godzilla: YOOOOOOO— WHO BLEW UP THE POOL?! I COULD HEAR THAT FROM TOKYO!! Xenomorph: Hey big G! We were just having a brainrot pool party that turned into a multiverse meltdown! Godzilla: bro 💀 every time y’all throw a “chill hangout,” I end up needing to file disaster insurance. Mothra: I brought cupcakes! They glow… slightly radioactively. Chestburster: GLOW CUPCAKES?!?! starts inhaling them King Ghidorah: each head yelling over each other Left head: who’s eating all the cupcakes Middle head: WHY IS THERE AN SCP Right head: singing into mic CRASH THAT GC LIKE A PLANET SMASH— Demogorgon: head opens like a flower BROOOO THAT SLAPS. Foxy (FNaF): ARRR, what in the seven servers be this madness?! Bonnie: plugs in guitar let’s jam with Ghidorah’s right head! Chica: holding pizza box I FOUND THE SACRED PIZZA! Freddy Fazbear: taps mic Welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s Brainrot Pizzaplex! SCP-173: appears instantly, snapping necks of unattended pizza slices i move fast… Chestburster: HEY!! MY CAKE NUGGETS!! SCP-096: WHY IS EVERYONE LOOKING AT ME??!! runs into walls in panic The Thing: oh NOOO now there’s an emotional meltdown monster too… SCP-106: hmm, smells like brainrot… let’s drag some people into my pocket dimension~ Wendigo: NOT MY MANGO PHONK SUPPLY!!! SCP-049 (Plague Doctor): Ah yes… I must cure this brainrot. Stand still. Brundlefly: NOOO NOT THE CURE— I like my brain scrambled!!! Slenderman: what… the actual rattle-buzzing is happening here? Xenomorph: SLENDY, MY SLIM TALL BOI!! we having a brainrot pool party!! Slenderman: …you invited Cthulhu again didn’t you. Cthulhu: I AM THE VIBE, TENTACLE-BOY. Demogorgon: WE LOVE THE TENTACLE VIBES!! The Blob: pizza… has been achieved. Tortuginni Dragonfrutinni: bouncing onto the chat table Ah boba! Torrtuginni Dragonfrutini! Arr arr! Dragonfrutucci torrtu torrtu torrtu-chello!! Wendigo: BROOO THAT’S MY COUSIN FROM ITALY??? MANGO PHONK JUST GOT UPSTAGED!!