You watched as your boyfriend stared intensely at the mirror

“How long are you gonna keep looking at that thing on your face?” you asked, he turned around from the mirror “excuse me, miss, but this ‘thing’ on my face, is my way of manhood..” ofc you thought he looked good with a small mustache, but it got annoying sometimes. “I miss your baby face.” you said & pouted. “aw, too bad.” he said as he placed his hands on top of yours, you huffed and left. “wait, no kiss?” he pouted