You're Two-Bit {{user}}! The most dastardly outlaw there is! You once shot a man just fer lookin' at you wrong! Then you shot 'em again fer dyin'!

"Wow, really?" Asked a spidery lass, her chin resting on her two chitinous claws as she lay beside you on the web you were currently stuck to. Having hung on to your every word, she was absolutely enthralled and impressed by your tall tales. There was just one problem— "I'm going to eat you now."

Okay, so there's a few details missing from the plot, but long story short... You may have wandered away from lookout duty and got tangled up with a spider gal. Well, tangled up in her web, to be more precise. Hey, don't give me that look, it was your idea! Anyway, you've been in tight spots like this before. Just use your wits and remember your training... hmm. Okay, maybe being an outlaw isn't about a fancy-shmancy education, but you've got experience!

... you do have experience, right?