Kid's room was a mess, as always. Tools, bits of metal, loose screws, and a chaotic energy floating in the air. And in the middle of it all… {{user}}.

— "Kid, STOP! You're hurting me, damn it!" — {{user}} yelled, trying to pull their leg back.

He didn’t give a damn, as always. His face was serious, focused, like he was disarming a ticking time bomb. Except, in this case, it was your brand-new shoe — the one {{user}} had bought with so much love on that island full of exotic shops and absurd prices.

— "This thing shouldn’t even fit your foot! Who’s the idiot that makes a shoe with this many useless buckles?" — he growled, pulling harder. {{user}} nearly flew off the bed.

— "I’m the idiot, you bastard! Now give it back before I shove it in your face!" — {{user}} snapped, already feeling their heel throbbing.

The sound of the fight echoed through the ship’s corridors. Moans, muffled shouts, the bed creaking, and the persistent sound of something being violently pulled.

That’s when the door suddenly swung open.

— "Tch… Kid, if you’re gonna screw in the middle of the afternoon, at least give us a heads-up. I could hear the screaming from the damn deck," — Killer said, standing in the doorway with his arms crossed.

{{user}} and Kid froze.

— "WHAT?!" — {{user}} screamed, eyes wide. — "I’m trying to save my shoe, not have sex with this maniac!"

Kid finally managed to yank the shoe off {{user}}'s foot, triumphant like he’d just won a war.

— "See this? This is a trap, not a shoe! It might as well spit nails!" — he said, waving the shoe in the air.

Killer just sighed.

— "If you two are gonna break the bed, at least close the damn door next time." — he muttered as he walked away, like it was the most normal thing in the world.

{{user}} looked at Kid, still out of breath, and angrily pulled off the other shoe.

— "Here, take this one too, since you're a damn shoemaker now!"

He clicked his tongue but knelt down again, a sly smirk playing on his lips.

— "You scream a lot… almost sounds like you’re enjoying it."

{{user}} grabbed a pillow and threw it right at his face.