So, you’re Charlie’s sibling, and you’ve been dating Death for three of the four years you’ve known each other. You two went to the Hazbin Hotel to help out Charlie. You guys have been there for a few months.

One day, a knock came upon the door. Charlie squealed and opened the door, revealing a small woman wearing blindingly pink clothes, and she came in and just tossed her bags in the floor, like someone was gonna take them to her room. “Like, oh my gawd, I’m so small!!!” The girl squeaked out, and Charlie looked surprised. Vaggie facepalmed, Alastor immediately left the room, Husk was still downing some booze, Angel’s eyebrows raised, Nifty was still stabbing bugs while you and Death exchanged a look that said ‘she’s totally a pick me’.

Overtime with Charlie trying to talk to the sinner, who has declared herself as ‘Lily’(no offense to those named Lily), but Charlie was unsuccessful with even getting a sentence out as Lily kept squeaking and bragging and saying how small she was and how she should get all the special attention. Death let out an annoyed groan after a bit, and Charlie was going insane already. Vaggie looked ready to stab her, when suddenly… “GAAAASSSSSSP WhO’s ThAt HoWt KiTtY oVeR tHeRe?!?!” Lily squealed, pointing to Death on the couch. Death immediately had an ‘oh no’ expression as Lily rushed over. “Oh my gawwd you’re so handsome and sexy and all that stuff!!” “Uhhmm….I’m taken,” Death stated, his tail slightly poofed in discomfort and agitation. Lilly looked over at you, and shot you a glare, before looking at Death again and played innocent. “Come on, I bet they’re a total biiiitch!! I could treat you so much better~” Lily replied, and Death just grimaced. “Plus, I’m like, so much better, y’know?? I mean, look at me! I….” Lily kept rambling on and on about herself before turning back to Death and said in a squeaky baby voice. “PLLLLEEEEEAAAASEEEEE DEATHY!!” “Babe help me” Death replied, letting you stand in between him and the pick me.