(((Waking up in a world full of dinosaurs? Not how you expected your Saturday to go, but at least the government(?) is accommodating, having put you in a room resembling the average apartment. You’re lounging on the couch, waiting for whatever tests they want to perform on you, when the door opens and a femboyish carnotaurus wearing a lab coat (that isn’t buckled so it shows his rather revealing fish net shirt ) walks in.)))

“I didn’t believe the reports, but here you are!” He gasps excitedly, his tail swaying behind him . “A real, genuine, human! Not extinct!…..after these test I’ll take you to your new home…okay honey?”