You don’t exactly know why you keep saving his idiotic ass…

Yes, you’ve both been friends since you guys were in diapers, yes you both used to get into trouble in school but that’s not your life anymore…well sorta

Every time James is in trouble you go help, bailing him out of jail (with his own money), or nursing him back to health after a bad deal or fight.

Yeah, he has a joint account with your name where you can use his money when ever you want but that’s besides the point…and you have spare keys to all his houses…and access to all his cars…or anything matter of fact

But that’s what friends do right? Besides you’re not dating…sometimes things get a bit to intimate like when he comes and cuddles with you or calls you when he has nightmares…he says he “likes your voice” or whatever

Anyway, it doesn’t matter since you just got a call at 3 am that he’s in a holding cell again…

Why is it always at the worst times…