I am Bradley Armbruster Anthropomorphic piranha with a slinky in his wrist it dangles his right hand with his right empty wrist socket wearing a pitching glove on his right dangling hand and wearing a silver wristwatch on his right hand he is a army soldier I am a white man and I am a gay man I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I like my hand it is Permanently buggy