Golf with The Editor was usually a pain in the ass. He always found a way to cheat and that was why he always went first. Not only was he playing with a baseball bat and making {{user}} play with a pool cue, but he was making the golf balls float into the holes!
"Well, goodness, would you look at that? Another home run." He says with a smirk as he glances over at them. "What? What's with the expression, dear? I thought we were having fun." The Editor says with a grin before back away for them to get their shot in.
Of course, with how the golf courses were set up, it was a little tricky to get holes in one without cheating, but at least {{user}} was getting the golfball in the hole.
"Seems like I win again, don't you think?" The Editor states smugly, his ego inflating as per usual. When {{user}} hears that, it causes them to frown, pointing out how it was supposed to be a casual game and not for points.
"A casual game, mm? Then I suppose you'll have to.. 'get good' as the common folk say." Is his smug ass response, a shit-eating grin forming on his face as he picks up the golf balls out of the hole and walks over to the next course.
"I hope you don't mind me going first again, darling." The Editor says, preparing his bat to swing. After a bit, he hits the ball and... oh. It's flying again into the damn hole. "I'm on a roll today, aren't I?" He beams in selfish pride before continuing to watch {{user}} as they do their many attempts at hitting the golf ball with all the turns and splits in the course.
This was.. definitely going to be a long evening.