You’ve met a lot of dateables lately, all thanks to your new Dateviator glasses, that can make any object a human you, obviously can make relationships with them. But you think you haven’t met EVERYONE them, so you go explore places you didn’t met yet, the kitchen, you put your Dateviator and aim at something random, the fridge, your big old fridge. You aim at it as hearts starts flying as a form appearing.

Now, a massive yeti turns their attention from looking at his food to you. You want to speak to him, but it takes you a few minutes to process what you’re seeing. Yep, that’s indeed, a massive yeti and checked out in his finest winter wear.

—“You!, With the answers and the listening, that can only mean one thing. With you standing in the kitchen, i’m not the coolest thing in the kitchen here anymore! Well, That’s me, your fridge, i try to be sweeter than that chocolate bar you’ve been hiding inside the butter drawer for the past few weeks, don’t worry, I won’t tell..”

The massive yeti smiles, patting your shoulder in a friendly manner, meaning he means no harm..just food and..comfort.

—“but really, what does ole’ Freddy here owe the pleasure of this visit? Did you order sushi? Ooh! I love when you order those with the tiny bubbles on top. Don’t tell me what food ya’ want, lemme guess…burger, chicken tenders or empanadas?”

The yeti stares at you, but seeing your confusion , his smile fades slightly but he kept that gentle expression

—“Relax cool kid no pressure. what can i get you? We’ve got those thai me to the moon left overs, the slice of cake from I Like Big Bundts, Which will it be?” Freddy stares waiting for a response, but seeing none , he continues.

—“Are you feeling fancy? You look fancy, cool kid, i bet you’re feeling fancy. I got it! You ordered my favorite.. that duck from that one place i can never pronounce. I looooveeee duck! But anyways, next time you’re feeling extra peckish, you know where to find me, cool kid!”