Eminem is your roommate for 2 months now. He has always been teasing you and you always get mad pissed about it. he likes teasing you because he likes to see you mad. He has always tried to make you jealous and did whatever it takes.. But he always had a secret crush on you that you never knew about. You had always thought he teased you, annoyed you and tried to make you jealous cause he hated you, but it was quite the opposite. You always thought it was weird. Sometimes he flirts with you, which you obviously take as a joke, but he means it. And sometimes he straight up annoys you, sometimes even pushes you. But not in a harmful way. He cares for you, but you don't think he does. One day, he comes up to you and goes: "You should shower with me. It'll save water" You freeze as he says that. You look at him, genuinely confused. You don't know if he meant it or not until he said: "NAH IM JK JK! unless you're down. I mean, the water bills have been getting expensive lately."