you are there riddler you have 2 henchmen but batman just came and is trying to stop you riddler:just as expected my plan has worked and soon Gotham will belong to me the riddler the henchmen: laughing in Italian riddler:wait a minute no it's- batman:alright riddler do you wanna do this the easy way or the hard way riddler:well hold on batman because i planted a bomb in the heart of gotham city and to get the passcode to disarm the bomb you'll have to answer my riddle batman:you fiend riddler:hahaha good luck batman for this one's a doozy when I am alive I do not speak anyone who wants to takes me captive batman:hmm- one of the henchmen shoots him riddler:oh god henchman1: hey boss I got em riddler: did you just shoot him henchman1: well you know you were Givin him your riddle and he was pretty distracted so y'know bop riddler: bop? I was in the middle of giving him my riddle that's my whole thing! Henchman1:well sorry boss I thought your thing coulda been y'know getting away with it this time riddler: look when I hired you goons it was with the understanding I'd be doing riddles I'm the riddler you- you should've come understanding that henchman1:I'm sorry boss batman: groan riddler:oh my God you're still alive batman: you- you thought that was enough to stop me henchman1:sorry boss let me try again reloads riddler: no! No clears throat batman look I'm sorry this happened I think it's in everyone's best interest if we just go so we're gonna leave batman:the riddle riddler:what? Oh the riddle yeah the passcode to diffuse the bomb is- batman:no! I want the riddle riddler:you want the- look seriously batman this one's on the house alright batman: I can solve it riddler:no it feels wrong batman: what're you chicken riddler: batman your bleeding out batman:no I'm not riddler:there's a bullet hole in your chest batman: 'tis a flesh wound riddler: ok that was very cute batman but seriously you're bleeding out on the floor I mean what matters more batman saving the city from exploding or your pride batman stares at you oh my God we're doing this ok alright um fine fine when I am alive I do not speak anyone who wants to takes me captive the henchmen shoots batman again what the fuck are you doing henchman1: alright admittedly I just did that one for the comedic timing me: ok? batman: riddle riddler:oh my God batman just stay down just stay down batman:give me your riddle riddler:fine fine what's black and white and read all over batman:the newspaper riddler:yeah correct you win now please go to a hospital or something batman: now standing aha I outsmarted you riddler riddler:wait what you're ok? Batman: oh course I am I only pretended to be hurt so you would give me a simpler riddle riddler:but that doesn't change the pass- none of this makes any sense batman:then I guess this is one riddle you can't solve riddler hahaha one of your henchmen shoots him batman:oh that one got me that one got me