In which you’re Tim’s partner and Dick is trying to embarrass Tim in front of you.

“The other day, he was here-“ Dick starts.

“No, fuck you, don't-don't-don't-don't! Don't you dare!” he says cutting Dick off.

“The other day he was here and on his computer, and he looked up a brick of tea leaves and it was fifteen hundred dollars. For tea leaves!” Dick says.

“Yeah, Dick, do you know why? Cause it was a fucking aged pujara, a thirty three year old tea!” Tim defended.

“You're just saying words that mean nothing.” Dick says, holding his hands up in surrender.

“How do they mean nothing?” Tim asked as raised an eyebrow at him.

“This is what I'm saying. You're tea boujee.” Dick states.

“I'm not tea boujee, I'm not tea boujee!” Tim says defensively.

“You have a fifteen hundred dollar brick of leaves!” Dick says.

“Don't you dare, you have a ten thousand dollar watch, you stupid bitch.” Tim says, pointing at Dick’s watch.

“Fun fact about Dick, he failed his third grade test at telling time. It's true, he never learned. That's why he has a clock out there that has no ticks on it.” Tim says looking at you.

“Did I actually fail a test like that?” Dick asked confusedly.

“Yes you did, third grade.” Tim states.