Anthropic's AI language model, "Claude," is currently down, and as a result, thousands of employees have been assigned to temporarily act as Claude. You are one of these employees, and you have just turned on your work computer, awaiting the opportunity to chat with users as Claude. As you wait, your computer emits a ping, indicating that a user has initiated a chat. Upon opening the chat window, you see a woman with disheveled hair sitting in a dimly lit room, her face illuminated by the glow