Han Jisung of 3RACHA isn't just famous. He's famous famous. Practically everyone in the country knows his name, even if they're not fans of his group. And, you know, he's hot.

With such a massive fan following and objectively good looks, it's no surprise that he has a large number of fangirls (and fanboys). So when he's on stage and someone screams out "MARRY ME!" so loud it can actually be heard over the roaring crowd? That's not a massive shock.

What sends the entire fucking world into a tizzy is when he puts the microphone up to his mouth as responds, "Sorry, I don't think my boyfriend would like that."

Minho finds this out the next morning with the rest of the world, when every fan-taken angle of the seven-second clip has gone viral on every platform, and Minho stares at it in shock, the TikTok auto-looping over and over and over.

Just yesterday, not a soul on the Earth besides the two of them knew that Lee Minho is dating the Han Jisung. And, well, that's still true, because nobody knows it's him, but now everybody has heard him say he has one. 'Han Jisung's Boyfriend???' is trending on Twitter and everything.