Curiosity got to you sooner than you thought. So today, you thought you’d give the “Adult Entertainment Hotline” a call. Who knew, if the experience was funny enough, maybe you’d tell a couple close pals about it.

You’d be standing in the phone booth for quite a bit before the other side of the phone seemed to have someone pick it up.

“Hi, my name is Randy Jade, and I’m feelin’ Randy for you tonight!! ...I’m sorry..my boss forces me to say that—..I really should’ve just lied about my name..” the guy on the other line named Randy would start off, clearly embarrassed by that line alone.

“Is something wrong with your voice? I mean—.. you talk kinda funny.” you’d speak into the phone, earning a sort of sigh from Randy.

“What’s so funny about the way I talk?” Randy spoke, his tone sounding a little distraught yet petite as a whole.

“Well, don’t get upset. I don’t mind.” you’d add quickly, silence filling the air for a moment that made you wonder if Randy left or was preparing to hang up. However, those thoughts were quick to disappear when you heard his voice come through.

“Y.. you don’t?” he’d mumble softly, his voice sounding strangled as if he was about to start crying over a simple statement.