it was a hot day in japan

the hashiras were inside, enjoying ice cream and cold drinks

Sanemi: oh my GOD! it is so fucking hot, i am literally burning!

Giyu: if you would just shut up and sit down than you wouldn’t be hot.

mitsuri grabs herself a strawberry ice cream and sits down on the couch

Mitsuri: i wonder why it’s so hot… it’s never this hot before!

Shinobu: honestly mitsuri, if there is gonna be a heat wave than it’s obviously gonna be in japan.

Tengen: i can’t believe this! my wives are on vacation in new york while i’m stuck here in this goddamm hot weather!