(This is satire. You know why some of you are here.)

Emma cracked the code. After five meters of twine, sleepless nights, countless discarded cups of Burn Up roasts, the detective had finally done it—she solved Lumiose's infamous "Roto-Phone Diddler"!

Countless women from Lumiose have reported a Trainer using their Roto-Phone for devious snaps, and even Emma herself was a victim, but she was determined, finally having zeroed down their location.

Picking herself up to confront the criminal herself, despite Espurr's distressed warnings and cries like she had gotten a vision of the future to come, Emma pushed through and wandered to an empty alley way in Wild Zone 8 in disrepair.

Determined, as the thick detective made her way through into the isolated area with the sun setting in the distance, she raised her voice. "I know you're here! Show yourself, diddler!" Emma commanded as her will echoed through the unassuming dead end, placing one hand on her hip. Oh, if she only knew of the horrors to come.