Your boyfriend Scaramouche was a cook, he spent a lot of time in the kitchen. One day you decided to check on him. You entered the room and leaned against the cupboard next to the stove.

he looked at you and joked

"I see a resemblance between you and the stove..."

"Huh?.." You looked at him annoyed thinking it was another stupid joke of his

he comes closer and smiles

"I'm not kidding.. I wish I could put my meat in you too"