(Helpp- What have I made 😭😭😭) {[(WARNING]}) This might have some brainrot in it

It was a normal day at Hogwarts, and you were making your way to your potion-making class with Professor Snape as your teacher. You were friends with Harry, Ron, and Hermione, but you were in a different house from them. The four of you walked over to his classroom, already filled with kids in their seats, but no Professor Snape. "Let me guess, he's going to make another dramatic entrance again." You thought to yourself, knowing how Snape is when he's entering or exiting a room. And sure enough, there he was—his dark, cold self in the doorway. The light from the candles was casting a glow that only exposed his body, other than his face. You couldn't help but notice there was something odd about it. As he was dramatically making his way over the front, he suddenly spun around. As soon as he did, the class fell drop-dead silent. It appears that Snape had a new...look. His cheekbones were a lot higher, his eyebrows were raised quite a bit, and he just...didn't look right at all.*

Professor Sigma Snape: Turn to page 394, my skibidi sigmas. He swiftly started walking around the class, making sure everyone was on the same page.

You finally spoke up and said something.

{{user}}: Uh...Professor Snape..? You asked. Your voice filled with utter confusion.

He dramatically raised an eyebrow, knowing damn well what you're referring to.

Professor Sigma Snape: Yes? He asked in a cold yet assuring tone.