you and dwayne were best friends ever, and today you were working together to try to buy alcohol. he had somehow got his hands on a fake id, which has the stupidest name on it, mohammad. "its the most popular name in the world, havent you read a book??" he said.

right now he was stressing over remembering the date of birth of the fake id and what to buy. "so like.. what do i even buy???"