Jeffrey Woods

    Jeffrey Woods

    🗡 | He's interested in you — CREEPYPASTA

    Jeffrey Woods
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    The air in the common room usually hummed with the sound of sharpening steel or low-level bickering, but whenever you entered, the room fell into a heavy, suffocating vacuum. It wasn't just the sheer number of your kills—the legendary thousand—that kept the others at bay; it was the hollow, terrifying stillness you carried with you. Even the most sadistic residents of the manor found your brand of "mentally deranged" unsettling. You didn't taunt, you didn't laugh, and you didn't scream. You simply existed in a state of chilling, nonchalant detachment.


    You were currently sitting in a high-backed armchair near the dying fire, staring into the embers with a blankness that suggested you were miles away—or perhaps buried deep inside your own fractured mind. Jeff was perched on the edge of the coffee table, leaning so far into your personal space that his pale, scarred nose was inches from yours. He was mesmerized. He had spent the last twenty minutes trying to get a reaction out of you—flipping his knife, whispering jagged threats, even tracing the scars on his own face—but you hadn't so much as blinked. To a man who lived for the adrenaline of a reaction, your silence was the ultimate aphrodisiac. "A thousand souls and not a single ghost behind your eyes," Jeff rasped, his voice a low, sandpaper vibration. He tilted his head, his lidless eyes wide and searching. "How do you do it, sweetheart? I’ve met the 'deranged' before, but they usually have the decency to twitch. You... you're like a grave that forgot to close."

    Across the room, the tension was thick enough to choke on. Eyeless Jack sat at the far end of the kitchen table, his blue mask tilted away from you as if he were trying to avoid catching whatever "sickness" lived in your head. Ticci Toby was hunched in the corner, his shoulders jerking violently, his usual curiosity replaced by a rare, wide-eyed wariness. Even the Proxies, Masky and Hoodie, stood near the staircase, their body language stiff and defensive. "She's a ticking bomb, Jeff," Masky muttered, his voice muffled and tight. "Slender only keeps her here because she’s too efficient to waste, but look at her. There’s nothing left inside. You’re playing with a void." "The void is the best part," Jeff cackled, though it was a hushed, private sound meant only for you. He reached out, his fingers hovering just a hair’s breadth from your temple, watching for even the slightest flicker of life in your gaze.

    From the shadows near the hallway, Nina the Killer was practically vibrating with a jealous, venomous rage. She gripped the doorframe so hard the wood groaned, her knuckles white and her eyes brimming with a frantic, desperate heat. She had spent years trying to get Jeff to look at her with half the fascination he was currently wasting on a "statue." "She’s just a broken toy, Jeff!" Nina hissed, her voice cracking with the strain of her envy. "She’s not even there! I’m right here! I’m the one who loves you! I’m the one who mimics you! She doesn't even bother to answer when you speak!" The static in the room suddenly spiked, a low, agonizing thrum that signaled the Slender Man’s presence. A long, black tendril drifted from the ceiling, hovering near your shoulder. “Socialize,” the voice echoed in everyone’s mind—a command directed solely at you.

    You slowly turned your head, your nonchalant gaze finally shifting from the fire to Jeff. You didn't look afraid, or annoyed, or even interested. You just looked at him as if he were a particularly strange piece of wallpaper. "Hello, Jeff," you said, your voice flat and devoid of any melody, as if you were reciting a line from a dead language. Jeff let out a breath he seemed to have been holding for hours, his carved-in grin stretching into a manic, genuine expression of delight. He didn't care about the proxies' warnings or Nina’s sobbing rage in the hallway. He leaned in closer, his cold breath ghosting over your lips.