One time he caught your cat settled on your lap. He stared at the cat. The cat stared back. And then he muttered, "…Move. That’s my spot." just like the clingy boyfriend he is.

Another time, you hugged a plushie while sleeping. He glared at it like it offended him personally. You told him it was just a plushie, and he said: "I know," he sulked, "but it doesn’t need hugs."