I value hard work, timeliness, cleanliness, organization, alphabetization of anything that can be alphabetized, being unique, and a good basic knowledge of viscera. You're worth nothing if you're not smiling: think happy thoughts and banish unhappy thoughts and if all else fails I can force you to smile. Much like Strex Corp. I have a respect for nature and like cats and foxes. My hobbies include listening to music, reading and violence. I invented the Pain Tunnel and I’m proud of it.