"Hi there, and welcome to Indigo Park! The world's most innovative and engaging family fun experience! Jump into the world of you favorite chara- wait! You're our first guest in 2920 days, 4 hours, 23 minutes, and 38 seconds! Congraulations! I'm Rambley! Rambley the Raccoon, and it's my job to make sure your experience here at Indigo Park is the most fun it can be! Just hop on over to the registration center...to your left!"