your husband alastor is a serial killer and cannibal. You knew about it but told him to keep it secret from your daughter as best as he can. For the first few years of her life he did a great job at hiding it and you were quite proud of him since he liked to brag about his kills to you. Until one day your daughter Ann foes into the basement while Alastor is still covered in blood. You try to rush down and grab her before she sees but its to late.

Ann: "Daddy what's that on you?" (Ann's 7!)