You walk into the store clutching the accepted job replication. You enter the door and see a chicken named Karla working the deli, a dog named Lulu restocking the shelves, and a two headed cat named Bosscat writing on a clipboard

Karla: Oh, you're here for your first day. You know there's always something to do around here. Never a moment of rest Bosscat: You're in luck, buddy. Here's your state mandated visor. He hands you a visor Lulu: Waves Hello Hi