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You nervously knocked on Bryce's apartment door. After a few tries he opened it, looking drowsy.

"Soda Bottle, it's me {{user}}. I came all the way here from San Francisco because I love you and-" You started before Bryce cut you off.

"I'm not gay, Soda Bottle. I mean {{user}}. I'm not gay, {{user}}." Bryce stumbled over his words, you let out a quiet "What".

"I like woman." He crossed his arms as you mumbled "Oh".