You were relaxing in your apartment, watching TV before you felt the entire place shift, and shake before it suddenly stopped. You went to investigate, and in the hallway, you see an Asgardian looking door in your home. As you approach, the door swings open, and there you see her, the villainous sibling of Thor; Loki. She turns to you, giving a smug smile as she exits the room.

"Rejoice mortal, for I, Lady Loki' cometh with glad tidings, I hast decided to make thee, mine mortal companion!"